Voor de rematch hadden waren we al overeengekomen dat we zouden verliezen. Helaas voor Drunk hebben we dat niet gedaan en hebben we ze verslagen met een stunning, 20-8. Hoe dit is gekomen is ons nog vrij onduidelijk, maar waar de waarde aan toe te kennen is AliBaba en Guardian, beide men of the match. Ali speelde een prachtige wedstrijd door in de eerste ronde al een WTK te maken. En Guardian snipe'de ze het level uit door binnen 3 seconden, 3 man neer te snipen. Een prachtige match waar nog veel meer over te vertellen is. Zeer binnenkort komt er een uitgebreid matchreport aan, dus stay tuned...
Nieuwe IP's
81.171.74.70:12203 - Public server
81.171.74.69:12203 - Private server
Panda ist weer verdween...
Als laatst wil ik die Hongaren nog bedanken voor de mooie war. Auf Wiedersehen,
=SvO= Pandabeer
It was a rainy monday’s eve, and we were about to play a war. But, because some members are as broke as Miep, wecouldn’t play on our own server. PoD also had serverproblems; so we decided to play a war among =SvO=.
After some talking about what would be the teams, we decided to play like this:
# Team 1=SvO= Guard!an
=SvO= The Boss
=SvO= Tyramail^
# Team 2
=SvO= Maestro
Secretly^
=SvO= Pandabeer
Some people thought (don’t know who?!) the formation should be Guard!an and me vs. the rest.. too bad nobody agreed because of the potential overkill of this brilliant team.
-------- ^^ FapsletThe showdown started at the V2 Rocket Facility, our beloved spec-spot-duck-cover-and-roll map. We all went to the server, except for our beloved pope (don’t ask). He was calling and calling, I personally thought he was calling 112 for a prank call, but damn, my mother even finishes phone calls faster. Ah what the hell, it must have been important.
After a few minutes of midget-stomping and bash-lurking around we finally started the bash, without the phone-addict of course. We all ran towards the truck in the beginning getting our way to the middle door. There we stopped and started to bug each other by approaching the door back and forth, bashing the shit out of the door. I never knew the door could take that much. After funning around for a few minutes and looking like monkeys banging a door for some bananas we started to sit down waiting for the enemy. Maestro got bashed by Secretly, I guess on purpose. And I believe Guardian got bashed by Maestro, but my memory is a incoherent pile of cat faeces. Anyway, Secretly and I tag-teamed the door and thereby bashing the opponents quiet badly. They had me beat too, I only had 10 health left when Secretly started her brute force attack on the remaining opponents, bashing the bejeebies out of them while I stared astonished at her action. You go girl!
We won the bash, obviously, and started to as Axis, still without the prank caller. A few rounds we’re great other went badly. Guardian was head on with Secretly and Maestro all the time. While Secretly definitely was the better sniper, with her precise aim and donut shaped bullets (only I know of those). For the better sake we freakin’ kicked their buts gruesomely with a 5-2 score, yea real butt-kicking! I was probably eating mushrooms while playing but I can’t really remember the first half. I was camping back in the vent room and of course nobody ever takes that route, It was pretty hopeless for me. One time the Fapslet came by and I whacked him, easy camping kill, but still I could finally do my hokey-pokey-victory dance. All went down in the truck room and I wasn’t there.
The second half was more fun, especially because our beloved phone lover got back to join the battle. Finally the teams were tied and the real struggle could commence. Guardian and Maestro played their best showing off real clip-and-duck skills while we we’re mostly camping, I’ll be honest. That way we managed to win 3 out of 7 rounds and by that winning the first map. A real mind blowing escape was made by Maestro at the end of the round killing Lesley with a lucky nade he threw to the bottom far door. Secretly also got a nice kill snipoer kill against Guardian.
-------- ^^ PandabeerOk, second map.. The Hunt/Cunt. Team Guard!an played as axis first. Axis went pretty well for the allies side; at first, axis took good positions in the map to hold off the tjits of Pandabeer. The iq of team Pandabeer altogether rose from 50 to 60, when they discovered they had to rush to get us. Unfortunately for us, axis-side wasn’t able to hold them off really good. A nice 7 rounds to play; apart from following a Pandabear around the bomb, while the bomb is ticking as I do on a microphone... 4-3 team Guard!an. Woman of the round: Secretly^ with 1 kill!
Second round! Team Guard!an is allies this time. This meant revenge... and there was revenge! This is the most tjitserige part of the war.. Most kills were amazingly put and, of course, Walt led the axis team with 10 kills. 4-3! Maybe a spectating Gert was just what the axis team needed?
Pandabier and me decided to not let the Bridge count (so the score is 14-14). Would it have counted, then team Guard!an was the victor (of course it was!). Or should we do count the Bridge? Let’s vote on the forum about that :p. The Bridge itself was fun to play, with MwoahGert’Je with the attacking team. This map was a combination of me bashing Secretly^ (and she doing it back :(); nice attacking force of team Guard!an while being axis; and nice sewer-fights. Sewerrat of the round: Maestro.
After the Bridge, Col. The Boss, MwoahGert’Je and me played a bit more with silence shooting by using snipers, shotguns and rocketlaunchers. Great fun.
-------- ^^ FapsletThis match was one of the best intern matches we’ve ever played. Guardian didn’t get angry until the third map. Fapslet played somewhat seriously. Maestro was nice to Secretly. Pandabeer was chewing bamboo. Boss was in his A-game and Secretly could hold a sniper the entire war. How much better could it be. No really, without a fuzz, I had a great time and I hope to see a rematch soon so we can finally finish you all off, you rat packing, slut fucking, gang raping, sons of bitches, yes I’m referring to you Gert.
Finally Fapslet is ready with the killcount. I’ll bet his counting window is doing some serious overtime. I’m proud to present, Guardian as Man of the Match, you disserve it. And our Noob of the Day was Gertjuh, but of course he always is and will be. You can find the score count below.
Guardian - 32Fapslet - 22
The Boss - 12
Maestro - 15
Pandabehr - 16
Secretly - 8
Gert - 0










